LOL
I'm so glad you started this thread Squiggle, even if some people find it too graphic.
It's really good to know that there are more people out there with the same (what seems to be minor) issues!! Honestly, thanks!

I always go before going anywhere too because I can't stand public restrooms but it's really... when you gotta go, you gotta go, there's not much to think about or hold in.

Well, let's just hope for the best.