Well, you can't talk about it here, so here are some options for you to choose from:

A) call a crisis line and be open to their advice
B) ask me to crack some jokes to try to make you laugh (bad option -- my jokes stink)
C) make some cookies
D) go take a yoga class

Those are your ONLY options, Taonuviel. I won't discuss any different options with you. Pick one, and then we'll keep talking.