I was a paramedic for several years in the early '80s and nobody had memorable underwear. What I do recall was an unconscious alcoholic who had run out of booze so he drank his AquaVelva aftershave. His breath smelled exactly like the aftershave. 
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The purpose of life is not to be happy. It is to be useful, to be honorable, to be compassionate, to have it make some difference that you have lived and lived well. anonymous
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