a cute one(JMO)with some truth in it.

A little boy and a little girl are sitting on a bench.
The little girl wants the little boy to be her amour in the worst way.

The little girl slides over on the bench and sits right up close to the little boy.

She says in her sweet, hint-hint voice:

"Nobody loves me, and my hands are cold" and stares into the little boys' eyes simpishly."

The little boy (he's having none of this!!!)
"Well God loves you, and you can always sit on your hands"