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Old Mar 31, 2011, 07:04 PM
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Had to translate this one. I hope I'm not ruining it.

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This woman tells the plastic surgeon she wants to get a lifting and a nose job. After he's done, he asks her if she would like to have anything else done. She answers "Yes, doc. I wish my eyes looked more expressive". The surgeon goes "That's easy, ma'am. Nurse! Please bring the bill".
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