What a difficult challenge 'to make it short' - not my forte since I like to talk lol. I've been biting my nails trying to figure out exactly what to do. When I saw the 1st image on your post, I thought it was a toilet plunger but now I realize its a punching bag. So I'll take a leap and a big welcome to PC:
"when you're not on missions...in exchange for my 'yay vote' you'll agree to wear this diaper shirt sometimes.......hairy legs a bonus". I think