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"So," said the doctor, "I understand that you believe yourself to be dead."
"That's right, doctor," answered the patient.
The doctor had an idea. "Tell me. Do dead people bleed?"
The patient scoffed. "No, of course not. That's ridiculous. Everybody knows dead people don't bleed."
Feeling smug, the doctor produced a needle and pricked the patient's finger. Blood trickled out.
The patient was stunned. "Well! Look at that! What do you know?"
"Dead people DO bleed!"
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Blessings..Sue
Be kinder than necessary, for everyone you meet is fighting some kind of battle.
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