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heres a laugh for you
the pope came to England on holiday
on his last day he stood at the entrence of the hotel and watched the shoufer put his bags in the boot
when he finished he looked at the pope and said "well get in then"
the pope looked at him and said"would it be possible for me to drive us to the airport"
the shoufer thought and said"why would you like to drive when i am paid to shoufer you"
"well I am considered too precious back home so am not allowed to" the pope replied
after a long time arguing the shoufer gave in, the pope got in the driving seat and the shoufer sat in the back
Onthe motorway they passed a police car doing 110 miles per hour (the speed limit being 70 max)
the police car put his flashing lights on and pulled the limo over
on approaching the limo the new recruit policeman recognised the pope and decided to radio his boss to ask for advice
"i have just pulled over a limo doing 110 on the M4 what should i do?"
boss replied"book him"
"i'm not sure i should " replied the policeman
"why not"
"i think it is God" said the new recruit
"God!" exclaimed his boss "what makes you think it's God?"
the recruit replied "well he has the pope as his shoufer!"
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