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Old May 02, 2011, 01:14 AM
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A similar genie joke.

Prince Charles was driving around the royal property when he heard a sickening noise. Horrified, he got out of the car and saw that he had run over one of the Queen's prized Corgis. As he sat down to ponder how to break the news to her, he absentmindedly began rubbing a decorative statue. Soon a genie emerged.

"Thank you for rescuing me. You are granted one wish."

Charles pointed to the dog. "I have just accidentally killed one of my mother's Corgis. Can you bring it back to life?"

The genie was sympathetic, but, "No, I'm afraid that's impossible."

Charles had another idea. "Well, then, let me explain. Years ago, I was married to a beautiful woman named Diana." He showed a picture of Diana from his wallet. "Everyone loved her. But we divorced, and later she died. After that I married Camilla." He showed the genie a picture of Camilla. "She is not nearly as beautiful as Diana, and people don't like her. Can you make Camilla as beautiful as Diana?"

The genie studied the two pictures. Diana. Camilla. Diana. Camilla. Finally he spoke.

"Well.... Let me take another look at that dog."
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