Start your own business with a business card. You can be a consultant with almost free business cards. How about landscaper? Writer? HandyMan company? Some kind of dog walking, child caring, house cleaning, window washing, tree trimming, editor, proof reader, virtual admin assistant, web designer. Just grab one that sounds right to you and try it. And it will look good on your resume as you interview, since ppl like to hire ppl who have a job.