if you have a chronic snoring problem, let the staff know right away and they will try to put you in a private so you won't piss off a roommate.
oh, and roommates...we don't snore on purpose really! It is a condition that can't be helped and we feel really badly that we keep you up because of it.
reiteration: never go in on a weekend or friday night

When they are taking down your med list, embellish your rx for ativan (double it) and ask for 3 tylenol to be on the list (they use regular strength and 2 doesn't cut it)