A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog seller on the sidewalk and says to the guy, "Make me one with everything."

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A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog seller on the sidewalk and says to the guy, "Make me one with everything." The guy makes the hot dog, hands it over, and says, "That'lll be three bucks."
The Buddhist pays him with a $10, which the guy takes, sticks into his cash drawer, and quickly closes the drawer, and then just stands there.
The Buddhist says, "Hey! where's my change?"
"Ah," says the hot dog vendor, "change must come from within."