Okay so I am straightish but once when manic I got it into my head (at a lesbian bar) that I would take home one of the bartenders. I don't really think she was gay and the bartenders were not allowed to give out their numbers but I couldn't take the rejection! In my drunken manic mind it made perfect sense to harass this poor girl ALL night. Another bartender had to escort me out at closing time.

WTF was I thinking?????????