Started cleaning the kitchen, got only so far as my dishwasher is being a poop-head and won't run properly

GRRR and I either don't know how to use the self-cleaning feature on the oven, or it is'n't working either Double GRRRRR
So the dog and I went for a lovely walk. He gifted me with "2 bags full" and I was smart enough to put 2 baggies in my pocket before we left home. I'm searching the basement for a scrape of fabric I bought just special for making a pot holder for a friends birthday. I just don't know where I put it. another GRRRRR. But I'm happy inspite of all my Grrrs today.
Hope your day is going better than mine so far.