1) You've seen all the 'House' reruns at least twice.

2) You've applied to every big box store in town and a few out of town.

3) You think getting a snail mail letter of rejection is progress.

4) You make pages of lists of productive things to do while unemployed and the only thing you manage to do is make more lists.

5) You post these lists to forums at mental health websites because you don't really want to clean out the bathroom closet, not really.

Hours just got cut to 4 per week and I'm out of ideas. It's surprisingly hard to adjust to this.