- when you get a call from one of the 734528158434521532 jobs you applied to online and have to ask which company they are.

- when the local store employees know you personally, not because of your loyal business but because of your weekly visits to inquire about job vacancies.

- when you're willing to go from applying for college-level jobs to custodial and house keeping jobs

- when you consider pan handling and busking as a possible means of paying your rent.