A woman went to a casino for the first time and soon got bored playing slot machines. She wandered up to a roulette table and asked how the game was played.
The rules were explained and she "Well that sounds like fun. But what number should I bet on?" The croupier sighed and said, "why don't you just bet your age."
So she said "OK, I'll put $20 on number 26."

The wheel spun, the marble rattled around... and landed on 34.

And the woman fainted.