So, I am single and don't have any kids yet, so I treat my cats as kids. Does anyone else think of their pet as a kid?

As well, I make my cats call my mom. They will leave messages on her voice mail like:

"Meow Meow Mew Mew. Grandmommy... Why aren't you answering. This is you grandkitties. We want to talk to grandmommy. Meow Meow Mew Mew. Call your grandkitties. Meow Meow Mew Mew Bye-Bye Meow Meow Mew Mew." Then I will make some cat sounds.

Does anyone else make their pets talk and call people? Or am I crazy for doing so?