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Old Feb 23, 2006, 05:08 AM
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You have loaded some pictures of a dog. Is that your dog?

I have a golden retriever called Milo.

But, lol, he also answers to puppet, puppy shmuppy and doggie woggie.

He can sit, drop, roll, beg, crawl, sleep, stay, heel, jump up on my bed and jump into his pool on command. He doesn't come when he's called but and he bites people when it suits him. He kills birds and eats them. He never thinks about anything but food (being a retriever). He used to fetch but he can't be stuffed doing it anymore. So he's not a real RETREIVER, and he used to be white so he wasn't really GOLDEN and being good with kids and people, well kids and strangers are the people he bites.

We play tug of war, and cuddle but i hate walking him, if we lived near the beach i would take him there.

When he plays up my ***** sister says *****ily "YOU'RE THE ONE WHO WANTED A DOG" When it suits, however, it is the family dog.