Thanks Michael the Great - what a creative, mischievess post. There was one time I almost thought of doing something nasty, the 1st News years Eve when he was due to leave home at 11:00pm so he could make it to her house for 12:00..but my conscience got the best of me.

I wish I could be brave and do some of those adventurous things but he's the bully unfortunately. I would probably have to run into protective custody if I did some of those things, but your post was entertaining to read. I'm sure you could do some of those things mentioned...too bad I don't have a brother like you lol. When my kids are old enough to handle me leaving this marriage, I will leave - I have to 1st and foremost think of my girls. I do plan on outliving him - don't smoke or drink......unless the stress gets me. Thanks for sharing.