Dear T -

When you wear short-sleeved shirts to our sessions, I spend half the time trying to avoid staring at your sexy forearms. I seriously had no idea that forearms could be so incredibly distracting and attractive.

You once wore a mod turquoise and brown long-sleeved shirt with matching brown pants. It was a totally weird outfit, and it would be great if you could wear it for every.single.session so I don't fall madly in love with you. I know it's hot in your office, but please get over it and wear sleeves.

Thanks.