Haha, yes on the piggie on the neck. Ours loves hanging out on the back of the couch and we all watch DVDs together. She's a very tidy girl and has a 'poopie corner' in her enclosure. Then again, she grew up watching lots of Monk! (There's a picture of her on my page btw, under "Pets")

Yeah on the chores, especially dreaded ones! Good for you!

Hear you on the humor when seriously depressed. Same here. If I remember, I might check out this Jeff Dunham, never heard of him.
One of my favorite comedians.... hmmm. After much debate, I've erased that part of my post. As much as I adore this comedian -- his humor's pretty clean and language is not excessive, but he's potentially triggering on a couple substance fronts (not drugs btw). If you do want to know though, I can PM you. (I've already got that bit saved in my emails, so it would be very easy.) Or anyone else who would like it of course.

See you figured out the friending thing. I'm glad you're feeling better, DobieLuv -- may it continue!