If I told you even some of the stupidest things I've ever done, I'd be banned from this forum. Seriously... I'm an idiot.

The next most stupid things I ever did was have consensual sex all over town with my boyfriend at the time. On bridges, in boats, in second hand bookshops, in the crypts of churches where mass was being said, in graveyards, libraries, parks, cinemas, bookshops, swimming pools... I'd basically get desperate, and he'd be tremendously flattered and indulge my mania.

We got ourselves quite a reputation... and funnily enough that's not what we were arrested for.