My dear T:

It pisses me off that I miss you as much as I do. You should have some sort of disclaimer or warning before people start therapy:

Caution: proceed with care, as you may develop strong feelings for your therapist, even though the relationship is completely one-sided. You're probably in therapy because part of you is sad and lonely, and sharing the most raw parts of you with another person (a person who is paid to act like they care about you, but you can't get very close to this person due to professionalism and bounderies) can lead to major emotional confusion.
Sucks to be you! Oh, and be sure to pay your bill and be on time to sessions.

- Winter