Feeding him pee covered cucumbers is a great idea but since he "KNOWS" he pees on the garden, he would not eat them...... Much rather pee on his bed......

I caught him throwing the lint from the dryer on the floor... Big wads of lint at that.. Not little pieces that might have fallen when empting the lint tray.... SO I confront him and of course he says oooooooooooo I didn't do that... And I know he did because I sweep the laundry floor three, sometimes four times a week..... And when a lint tray of lint is found on the floor there is no other way to get on the floor than to toss it on the floor.... I told him if he did it again he won't be aloud in the laundry room and he could do his laundry elsewhere..............

Think I should just pee in his bed anyway because I picked three cucumbers today and it turns my stomach thinking about eating them.......Even washing them doesn't agree with me................. I think a good giant pee on his bed would make it even....

And yes.... The idea sounds rather sick, but hell I'm nuts anyway....right??? An old lady peeing on a bed would be as normal as an "educated" adult male peeing off the deck into my veggie garden...........r

Looks like I am still upset.... Hope I calm down before I need to pee....