Kind of along the same lines: I once called for an ambulance for myself because I had really bad food poisoning, no gatorade in the house, no one else home, and I was on the verge of passing out from loss of fluids and resulting low blood pressure. The guy asked me, "Do you have mental problems?" I said, "Yeeesss, but that's not what this is." Fortunately they came before I died naked on the toilet like Elvis!