You truly believe that the rice krispies are talking to you.

If you step on a cherrio, you think you are a serial killer.

When your credit card statement comes in and you think, "WTF?

When the shower is happy to see you.

When you don't shave your legs for two weeks.

Your imaginery friends are talking about you.

The voices in your head become best friends with eachother and plan a coupe to take over your mind.

You lost your mind, but don't want it back.

When you sit online all day.

When being productive means just getting out of bed.