I thought this might be a little amusing. Keep in mind, it's not meant to offend anyone. I'll start and then everyone can jump in with their own observations about the world in general. Like this:

1. What is up with the stick-figure family stickers on the backs of SUVS? How stupid can you get? And the CAT too?

2. Why does the dude behind you in line always have bad breath?

3. Why does one person in the office always seem to have the world's most annoying laugh and find everything funny?