You're making me laugh out loud now. Dang, you guys are great - honesty on PC is a welcome ingredient.

Okay - a delightful client cooperates with their T; she enthusiastically attempts any exercise or work that the T suggests; she listens attentively and tries to incorporate T's lessons into daily life; she brings her problems honestly and authentically to T so that they can work together to try to solve them; she also brings some lighthearted topics to session so T knows that she's more than the basket case she sees in her office; she's on time; she pays on time; she shares her triumphs along with her failures; she takes a leap of faith and goes where she's never gone before in self inquiry; she brings her whole self into therapy, not just the pretty stuff; she's willing to feel painful emotions and confront unpleasant feelings so as to be able to address them more fully; she doesn't lie (at least not consciously).