How long were their claws, and did they wear hockey masks? :]

On my first visit to a pdoc-T, he told me a story about his cat, who he said got mad at him for going on vacation, and when he returned, the cat used the dr's bed as a litter box! He even had to replace the mattress, not just the sheets and comforter! Why he told me this story, only Freud knows!

A couple of years later, pdoc-T is in the hospital for surgery. I find a birthday card that has a picture of a cat behind like prison bars, titled "When Good Cats Go Bad". I white-out the message inside the card, and cut out words and letters from the newpaper to read:
"HURRY IN GET WELL SOON OR THE STEARNS & FOSTER (an expensive mattress brand) GETS IT NEXT!" and I "signed" it with a paw print. I gave it to him when he returned to work, telling him he was not to question how it came into my possession.