ROFLMAO
My current T has a blah off white/tan-ish carpet and some very strange shoes... the socks, when she doesn't wear shoes are even more strange.
Don't know what massage T's floor looks like. When we talk and it gets too close I stare longingly at the table... "can I go yet? can I go yet?"... but she will move into my line of view. One time she even slid her chair up to me, locked my knees between hers and held my head!
Pdoc has hard wood floors... but she has Ansel Adams style photography behind her that I prefer to disappear into.

I did fire one T after our first session for bad carpet... It was 2001 and she had yellow/green shag carpet with a worn in brown hue... NO way was I going to be staring at that for an hour a week! (OK, so didn't really like her either... but shag???)