Ok, to start with the bad - I was walking home from the supermarket this afternoon with some shopping, and someone spat at me from a moving car! I mean a proper wadded up spitball of paper. It hit me right in the cheek, and I didn't really register what had happened at first - I thought a nut had fallen on me from a tree or something. But when I put my hand to my cheek I realised what it was, and I heard the guy laughing. I looked round but they had already driven down the road. I'd assume it was a teenager or something but my gf said they looked like a grown man. How disgusting! I mean, is that what we are doing now, going round acting like 5 year olds? It really upset me. I'm just glad it hit me not her

So let's forget about that with a good thing. You might have seen this already but it's good fun - this is English comedians French & Saunders reading out the result when a Hungarian newspaper tried to interview Madonna a good few years ago, with Hungarian questions being translated into English, and her answers being translated from English to Hungarian, and then the whole Hungarian article being translated back into English...



(BTW, I don't want to mock Hungarians with this, I'm sure every single Hungarian on the planet speaks more English than I speak Hungarian!! But the translation issues are pretty great...)