Sleeps, you are a survivor for sure. Love the story about the washing machine and garden hose. Just did that one 2 days ago. As for the car, if it doesn't jump start, try to see where the starter is and knock it firmly a few times. Follow the battery cables both into the cab and the ones from the battery and that will be your starter. Sometimes when a car has been sitting a starter may have a flat spot and then bang your on. Good luck.