You know what it is? The pharmacists are taking all of our money and buying chocolate! Yes, vast quantities of chocolate! And having wonderful chocolate parties, with brownies, and chocolate chip cookies, and hot fudge sundaes, and truffles....yes, that's where all of our money is going. The pharmaceutical companies use all of their profits for chocolate too! Ha! We thought they were doing research, but NOOOOOO....more chocolate. Yes. Chocolate kisses. Hershey's Special Dark Bars. Reeses' Peanut Butter Cups. Millions of pounds of chocolate. They hide it when we walk into the drugstores, so we don't see. And we don't get any that's the crime of it all........we don't get to share in the chocolate.....waaaahhhhhhhhhhhh



Just kidding of course,
ErinBear