No hotel last night. I adopted a herd of zombies and we got complimentary tickets to see Meatloaf in an arena I've been to before in dreams. It was rubbish, and people were walking out halfway through. Support was an x factor failure. The free food was a joke.

How is it possible to have a crap night out in dreams? Especially when it started out with so much promise...

I mean... adopt a zombie today!