Hahaha!This thread is fantastic. I hate brushing my teeth and usually do it thoroughly every evening. I wear no make up unless I am working and/or looking so pale that people ask me if I am feeling alright. I bath once or twice a week and don't shower at all. If I get particularly stinky in the in-between times I will use a flannel. Bum-wiping is mostly unremarkable so - no need to ge there really .