Things that just sort of popped into my mind lately.

Every time I see a "Smart" getting ready to park, I wonder how many clowns will pile out of the thing

I watched a Nicki Minaj video, "Super Bass", and I have come to the conclusion that if you tossed a baseball at her butt, that it would slow down and assume a steady orbit.

You know it will truly be time for Occupy Wall Street to pack it up, when they invite the likes of Snooki and Paris Hilton to come talk about how the 1% got all of that money from doing nothing of value.

I do not understand why people who produce porn try to come up with catchy titles for their films, they could save a fortune in marketing costs by calling all of them:

"Sh....t you are not going to get to do, with people you are not going to get to do it with"

When I was young I used to think station wagons were for the terminally unhip, I am now driving one.

Durham NC's official nickname is "The City of Medicine" the unofficial nickname "The City under perpetual road Construction

Consequently the new State Flower of NC is now "The Orange Barrel"

President Obama has been in office almost three years, he looks to have aged ten, poor guy.

The Wiitards have been awfully quiet lately, they may have just turned the Wiis into little white paperweights after realizing that 90 percent of the games for it make for good coasters and furniture stabilizers.

Why is it ok for a fat guy with "man-boobs" to take off his shirt, but Kiera Knightly has to stay covered up?

In the UK, I am convinced that David Cameron should appoint Jeremy Clarkson, James May and Richard Hammond to take over the Transportation Department. The UK would become an awfully fun place in a couple of years.

In fact, Jeremy Clarkson should be the next PM-He rules!

I am actually happy it is raining today, my grass will grow, a definate sign of middle age.

Coming in at 4:00AM...sucks