thanks for the humor, hankster. unfortunately, i am unemployed and have no $ to splurge. i am mostly bald so haircuts are no fun. and, i don't need more clothes. or bills to pay for that matter.

socially and career-wise i am a total failure. the problem is being likeable. i am no fun and am not good at anything except messing up. i need a full-time job so badly . . .