Could we, by chance, start a "what's the most ridiculous thing said by someone with your disorder?" sort of thread? Perhaps a ridiculous thing said in retort to a "most ridiculous thing anyone's ever told you" comment. Let's face it, the witty retorts of normies are neither insightful nor witty. Us "not normies," on the other hand, could undoubtedly come up with something worthy of note, or at least give each other ideas on how to respond to such nonsense, either for amusement or actual application.

I'll begin, for example...
They: You're a heartless monster.
Me: Yes, well, what I lack in conscience, emotional depth, empathy, compassion, love, devotion, and so on... I make up for ten-fold in sex appeal.