America is the best half-educated country in the world.
Nicholas M Butler

An education isn't how much you have committed to memory, or even how much you know. It's being able to differentiate between what you know and what you don't.
Anatole France

Education is learning what you didn't even know you didn't know.
Daniel J Boorstin

The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to contact us.
Bill watterson