LMAO OZZIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It does sound tempting lol.
Good post Pat !!!! I use a mushroom based mulch. My dog loves going out there and laying in the sun in it. And the barn cats are out there right now laying in it! Wish they were tame enough that I could take pictures of them up close . They look so cute out there with the tulip greens popping up. Just love the signs of spring!
Hugz~
Bethy