This test kinda offended me but i still took it and here's my results.

<table width="360" cellspacing="0" style="border: 2px solid #000000; margin-left: 80px;"><tr><td style="font: bold 14px sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #000000; border: none; padding: 3px;">Your Hypochondria Rating:</td><td style="font: bold 16px sans-serif; color: #ffffff; background: #bb0000; border: none; text-align: center; padding: 3px;">Very High</td></tr><tr><td colspan="2" style="font: 14px sans-serif; color: #000000; background: #eeeeaa; border: none; border-top: 2px solid #000000; line-height: 18px; padding: 3px;">Your rating leaves little doubt that you are a hypochondriac. You are driven to great levels of anxiety over your health concerns. Fearing for your well-being borders on obsession for you. Your next step should be to seek a professional diagnosis and treatment for this condition. A much happier life is waiting for you.
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