Hi,

It's not that I'm at the beginning of therapy, its just that I feel I have a calling to give the pathetic therapists a thorough education so I am working my way through the list of therapists in Australia. I'm coming out to the US next. Be afraid, very afraid.

I take my to you for realising that I'm the winner here. I would have had to make lunch out of you otherwise. As a gift, I will allow you to have five minutes on the winners stand.

You know, the best thing about being a nut is that you are never alone. You get to meet so many lovely, different nuts along the road.