Anyone here seen my orange...I was just getting up to go get a glass of water and forgot it was sitting on my lap...it rolled off and under my desk but I've pulled my desk out and it's not there...que the twilight zone music...poof diskappeared...it was a nice orange too...it was round and big and orange with a spot where it hung from the tree right on the top of it...if anyone comes across an orange here I am willing to pay 1,000,000,000$ for it's safe return...I will go now and search through the threads and see if my orange is there...ORANGE...HEY ORANGE...OH, PLEASE SWEET ORANGE COME BACK TO ME!!!!...

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Man combs forum threads seeking an orange he says he lost last evening. When asked for their reaction to the obviously distraught orange owner, others on the forum could not seem to control their laughter. This reporter sympathizes with the orange loving misfit but realizes for the safty of other fruits in the area all names have been left out...