Becoming a mom has been the greatest gift, when my son started talking and forming opinions the funniest things come out of his mouth, and running after a 3 year old all day I have to laugh at some of the things I say to him. I thought it would be fun to hear what absolutely funny things you have said as a parent!

My top 5 would be:
1. Get you're finger out of you're nose, butt, eye...fill in the blank.
2. The dog is not a horse.
3. Forks don't belong in outlets.
4. Stop staring at that woman's boobs.
5. You're a boy not a girl you cannot wear my bra!