Oh, my goodness, my boys (now both in college) were always laughing at the things I said to them. I can't remember very well, so I used to come up with all kinds of boo-boos. I can't remember any of them now even. However, I read a list one time of the wild things parents say to their kids, and one I thought was particularly funny was: "If you cut your legs off with that lawn mower, then don't come running to me!"