That's awful. It sounds as though you're one of the victims who've been exposed to that "go talk to your doctor" TV speel ever since you were two years old, probably close to 10,000 times if your dad was an NFL fan, and now you have this impotence that has been implanted into your head by this repeated exposure to subliminal messaging. I suggest you listen to a male virility subliminal CD each night until you recover your male libido.