Haha, roadrunner!! And thanks Beebizzy, it's a small community so I think were just not used to this sort of thing.
My dog Chin Sui seriously is one strange dog. He is afraid of everything. It took almost year to get him to walk outside, he was scarred of painted crosswalks, the texture changing from gravel to pavement or grass, shadows, you name it. He would just dig his feet in and come to a halt. It took me four months to teach him to come down the stairs.
He's also terrified of round objects, anything round, ball, orange, pumpkin, balloons and he just freaks out. he's also not nurtured and has never tried to " hump" anything ever he's three years old. Hates bones, I dunno, he's a weirdo.

but I love him!!