My T once made a comment about getting on top of me about something. I must have looked at him funny because he immediately starting saying, "I mean, I need to keep pointing out to you when you do X, and . . ." Talking really fast and a little nervous. I laughed and wanted to ask him if that was a Freudian slip, but I didn't.

Oh, oh, then there was the time that I was expressing my dismay about my husband's sexual issue, and saying that I felt really unattractive and awful and told him (my T) that I *thought* I gave a wicked bl** j**, but still couldn't keep my husband going. My T blushed and told me it wasn't me and wasn't my fault because even a bad bl** J** feels good to a guy, so if that didn't work, nothing was going to. Then we both sat there blushing for a little while and started laughing. too graphic?