Well, ok, see, I can't even "thread a needle" so kudos for sewing buttons.

My next attempt @ humor will be>>>>> AHEM(clearing throat) YOU ARE MY SUNSHINE MY ONLY SUNSHINE, SLEEPS MAKES ME HAPPY WHEN SKIES ARE GREY, SHE'LL NEVER KNOW DEAR, HOW MUCH I CARE ABOUT HER, PLEASE DON'T TAKE MY SUNSHINE AWAY.....